It’s the Fourth Of July weekend starting today. Tomorrow is the actual holiday but since it’s the weekend people started celebrating early. I won’t be doing anything special but if you’re going to be out and about, make sure you have a safe and enjoyable weekend!
Posted on on July 3rd, 2009 in
holidays |
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
mothers and their small children. ‘You all have obsessions, he
observed.’
To the first mother, Mary, he said, ‘You are obsessed with eating.
You’ve even named your daughter Candy.’
He turned to the second Mom, Ann, ‘Your obsession is with money. Again,
it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.’
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, ‘Your obsession is alcohol.. This too
shows itself in your child’s name, Brandy.’
At this point, the fourth Mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little
boy by the hand and whispered, ‘Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what
he’s talking about. Lets pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get
dinner.’
Posted on on July 2nd, 2009 in
joke of the week |
Last week I didn’t blog a lot because of everything that was going on. This week my computer is acting crazy. For the past 2 days it’s locked up on me. I can get to the internet but then it will take forever to load the next page. Once I get to that page, I can’t get to any other pages because that’s when the computer locks.
I really don’t want to buy a new computer now but I may have to. The timing couldn’t be worse as usual. I guess I’ll figure something out. Maybe I’ll luck up and one of my friends will sell me one of their used computers. I can only hope.
Posted on on July 1st, 2009 in
blogging, blog |
I was getting ready to do my regular blogging yesterday when I heard the news. To say I was in shock is pretty much an understatement. I grew up on Michael Jackson and I cried when he got burned doing the Pepsi commercial. All I did last night was watch news coverage in disbelief.
The music world has really lost a legend.
Posted on on June 26th, 2009 in
celebrities, music |
I’m looking for a new job. Mainly because I’m ready to buy a house or condo. I feel like I’ve been a renter for way too long. I know that I want to move within the next few months but I want to start saving for my down payment too. So a new job is really a necessity for me.
I need to go buy a new suit for my interview. My old one is too trendy for a serious interview. I will probably buy a pair of glasses to wear during the interview. They won’t be prescription they will be just for show. I may even spring for a trip to a Plano Cosmetic Dentist to get my teeth looked at. Having a whiter smile surely couldn’t hurt me.
I’m pretty much going all out on this job search. I’m serious about wanting both a new job and more money.
Posted on on June 24th, 2009 in
personal, work |
Not by more blogging though. I have several and it’s hard keeping up with all of them. What I am thinking of doing is joining either Facebook and/or Twitter. I do have a Twitter account but I haven’t used it except once. I’m still not sure exactly how it works. I haven’t joined Facebook but everyone swears by it.
I think I’m just using this as an excuse to get a smart phone with internet access. It still should be fun though since I like being on the internet anyway.
Posted on on June 23rd, 2009 in
internet, blogging |
I’m pretty exhausted really. Last night I could not sleep at all. I went to bed around 11:30pm which is early for me. I tossed and turned all night long. I finally fell asleep around 5am which left me with an hour and a half to sleep. All I did today was look at the clock and wish it was time to go home.
I did try to take a nap when I got home but I couldn’t fall asleep. I think it was because of all of the light outside. Hopefully that means I’ll sleep soundly tonight. I hope so because I sure need it.
Posted on on June 22nd, 2009 in
personal, random |
It’s that Friday again! I leave one hour early and I can’t wait. This has been a really long and stressful week. It seems like nothing I do can make the time go by faster. Not talking to my friends, looking up Las Vegas hotels on the internet, or even playing games. Well they’re not games really, they’re more like sweepstakes. I hardly ever win while I’m at work but I do win every so often which is cool.
Only 45 more minutes to go. Then it’s the weekend baby!
Posted on on June 19th, 2009 in
work |
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this
> see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit,
> telling her not to dare go out like that!
>
> The teenager tells her ‘Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You
> gotta let your rose buds show!’ and out she goes.
>
> The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is
> sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains
> to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just
> not appropriate…
>
> The grandmother says, ‘Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your
> rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.
Posted on on June 18th, 2009 in
joke of the week |
I had a headache when I got home from work last night so I laid down to take a nap. As I drifted off to sleep I heard all of these rumbling noises but I didn’t pay it any attention. I woke up around 7pm and it was pouring down raining. I fell back to sleep and woke up again around 9pm and it had finally slowed down to a steady rain.
I turned on the tv and found out that it started raining around 5:15 (just after I got home) and it poured down raining until almost 9pm. Streets were flooded all over the city. They showed people who had their cars parked on the street where the water came all the way up to the drivers side door. I know there are going to be a lot of insurance claims this week.
Some of my neighbors lost their power but my apartment building didn’t. It wasn’t like I was using any power though. It’s a good thing those diet pills that I take suppress my appetite or I would have been in trouble because there was no way I was going in the kitchen and trying to cook.
The weather is confused. It’s supposed to be April showers. I don’t remember anything about June downpours!
Posted on on June 18th, 2009 in
random |