Insane Random Ramblings

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.  

He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says “meow” in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.  

When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says “woof” in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.  

He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts “potato” to the officer.

I’m glad the Economic Stimulus is coming. I have to buy my Mom a gift for Mother’s Day. I have several different things in mind. We both play the lottery instant scratch off tickets so I’ll get her some of those. I’ll mix and match them up in $1, $2 and maybe a $5 ticket.

For her gift I don’t want to give her money this year, so I’ll try to get her a real gift. I had thought about cell phone amplifiers but I don’t know if she would like that. I saw a really pretty wind chime type of thing that I think she will like. It’s more of a sun-catcher than a wind-chime. It’s burgundy and gold when light hits it. I told her to put up a hook in her backyard so she can hang it up. When she sits in the yard, it will be there for her to see.

Picking gifts for other people is really hard. I never know if I should get something useful or a knick-knack. I just hope she likes it.