Insane Random Ramblings

 Elevator Fun  

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.  

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your  
   kleenex to other passengers.  

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and  
   muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!  

4. Whistle the first seven notes of It’s a Small World  
   incessantly.  

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.  

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural  
   frequency of the elevator.  

7. Shave.  

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering  
   inside ask: Got enough air in there?  

9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.  
   Wear yours upside-down.  

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the  
    wall, without getting off.  

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank  
    the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by  
    themselves.  

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper:  
    Noogie patrol coming!  

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm  
    handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.  

14. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand  
    that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped  
    down the shaft go plink at the bottom.  

15. Do Tai Chi exercises.  

16. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and  
    then announce: I’ve got new socks on!  

17. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back:  
    Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!  

18. Give religious tracts to each passenger.  

19. Meow occasionally.  

It’s not for another couple of weeks but I need to start shopping now. I wanted to go in with a couple of people and get a big present like one of those neat strollers that I’ve seen. I saw one for $80.00. No one wants to do that though. I don’t know why, it’s a nice stroller. I love the color and it will hold the baby until he’s over a year. The baby will get a ton of use from it. I don’t know if they want to go cheaper or what. I don’t think that’s too much money split before 3 or 4 people. But that’s just me. I don’t tend to skimp on gifts.

Since I can’t find anyone to do that with me, I’ll just look around and see if they have brand of clothes that she wants. I’ll have to ask her again which one she wants. I think she said Halo but I’m not sure. I’ll confuse her though by asking her about the bedding set that she wants and then switch it to clothes. She’ll be so confused that she’ll just start blurting out answers.

I really want her to be surprised and like her gifts.