Joke of the week
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the
tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local
church. Before the services started, the townspeople were
sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their
families, etc.
Suddenly, the Devil himself appeared at the front of the
congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for
the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic
effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for
one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not
moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate
enemy was in his presence.
Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man
and said, “Don’t you know who I am?”
The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”
Satan asked, “Aren’t you afraid of me?”
“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, “Why
aren’t you afraid of me?”
The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for
over 48 years.”
