Insane Random Ramblings

My class is tonight but my professor has given us until Friday to turn the paper in. It’s supposed to be 8 pages on our original textbook, a book we just finished reading and a movie that they watched in class last week. I was sick last week so I missed class and I have never seen the movie. I don’t know whether I’ll rent it or just use a synopsis from the internet.

The bad thing is that I don’t like the premise of the movie or the book we had to read. They do both go hand in hand with the class but I haven’t talked about why I really don’t like it. Once the semester has ended I’ll let it all out. For now I’ll just have to grin and bear it.

Not much for me. I didn’t plan on shopping today for Black Friday anyway and it’s a good thing since I had to work. I can’t even imagine being at the mall at 4am and still coming to work. My best friend went this morning. She said that the mall was still packed at 10:30am. People are out buying everything from flat screens tvs, laptops, POS systems and everything in between. She also said that tempers were flaring. People were grabbing stuff out of other peoples hands and everything.

I’ve only done 1 Black Friday sale and that was more than enough for me!

I was able to access the internet at work. There are a bunch of sites that I’m unable to get to like MySpace, FaceBook and Ebay. I was able to get regular sites including blogs. I came back to work today and everything is blocked. I can only get news sites now. I need something to read during lunch.

I wonder if it’s a corporate block or if someone is turning in sites individually?

My inspection was due at the end of October. Here it is the 25th of the next month and I still haven’t gotten my car inspected. I blame it on laziness. I don’t “feel like” taking the car to the shop and I don’t “feel like” sitting there while they work on it. This weekend is a holiday weekend and also the end of the month so this will be a horrible time to take my car in as the shop will be extremely busy.

That means it will be at least another week and a half before I even attempt to take my car in. I probably won’t even drive it during that time. I don’t even want to think about what that ticket might look like.

In my defense I was sick this entire weekend. My throat was sore and I had a bad cold which has turned into the flu. I took off from work today because I was light-headed and dizzy. I feel a little better now but I should considering I slept until almost 7pm. Yeah I slept that long. I didn’t read any of my books for school and I didn’t go there today either. Now I have to read it because I didn’t go to class and get my chapter summaries.

Man this is turning into a long semester. Luckily for me I only have about 5 more classes.

My top 5 things I plan on doing this weekend:

1. I’m sick and I really want to sleep right now. I can go home and sleep today and not have to worry about getting up early tomorrow morning. I can sleep all day if I want to.
2. I don’t have to think about work for 2 days.
3. I don’t have school either. All of the chapters are summarized by my classmates so I don’t have to worry about reading the book until next week.
4. I have to wash and flat iron my hair on Sunday but only if I feel better. Otherwise my hair will be dirty for another coupld of days.
5. Wash clothes. I’m down

Shy Guy…

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar turn and stares at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

To which, he responds at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean, $200?”

Most of the jokes that I use on a weekly basis are recycled. I find them all over the internet and I get some of them by email. But everywhere you look you can find them. I want more original jokes. Not the same old jokes about pet supplements, dogs, cats or hookers. Although the hooker/tranny jokes are usually very funny.

I also love the Little Johnny jokes but I don’t see them anymore. I’ll have to search around and see what I can find.

It’s snowing outside again. I knew it was coming but I didn’t expect it to snow so soon in the season. And it’s freezing outside. I mean 30 degrees for the high kind of weather. I can not wait until I graduate so I can move somewhere warmer. I can’t take much more of this cold weather stuff.

NaNoWriMo that is. I just can’t do it this year. I had plans on trying to do half of it since I missed the beginning of the month. Then I went to class yesterday and my professor decided that we weren’t going to have a final exam. Yeah great news. Except….he decided to replace it with a 8-10 page research paper.

Considering the paper is 35% of my grade and my writing was just for fun, I guess you know which one is getting cut out. Maybe next year I’ll try again. At least I won’t be in school.