Insane Random Ramblings

I stayed up late last night watching tv as usual. I think I got less than 3 hours of sleep but I also took a 1 hour nap when I first got home from work. I doubt if I’m actually getting 4 hours of sleep per day. The only thing that helps me get through the day is the radio.

We’re only able to stream 1 radio station with our internet connection at work. Luckily it’s a station that I like anyway. They play all kinds of music from pop to dance to hip hop and r&b. You can hear anything on that station. My favorite thing about the station is that they play skits from the morning show all day long. So even though I miss them in the morning, I can still hear them throughout the day.

If it wasn’t for streaming music, I would literally go crazy.

Three Old Men…

Three old men are in a retirement home. They were a somewhat grumpy bunch, as old men are prone to become, and after several years of living in the retirement home, they had come accustomed to spending the day complaining about everything from the weather to the odd smell of their respective nurses. On this particular day, they begin a graphic complaint session about their excretion processes.

“I wish I was able to pee without feeling pain,” says the first old man.

“Just pain?” says the second old man. “I’m so constipated, I never have a regular bowel movement anymore.”

“That’s nothing,” grumbles the third old man. ” Every morning I have pee at 6 a.m. and then a bowel movement at 6.30 a.m.”

“What are you moaning about then?” asks the second old man. “Your pipes seem plain and perfect!”

“Yeah, it would seem that way,” replies the third man,

“…But, I don’t wake up til 7am.”