Joke of the week
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for
several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed
up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a volleyball
court, and so me apple and peach trees. The pond was
properly shaped and fixed up for swimming. One evening
the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look
it over, as he hadn’t been there for a while. He grabbed
a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he
neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing
with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of
young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women
aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out
until you leave!”
The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.”
Holding the bucket up he said, “I’m here to feed the
alligator.”
