Insane Random Ramblings

I’m just exhausted because of school so there’s no Friday Five this week again.

I stayed up late last night watching tv as usual. I think I got less than 3 hours of sleep but I also took a 1 hour nap when I first got home from work. I doubt if I’m actually getting 4 hours of sleep per day. The only thing that helps me get through the day is the radio.

We’re only able to stream 1 radio station with our internet connection at work. Luckily it’s a station that I like anyway. They play all kinds of music from pop to dance to hip hop and r&b. You can hear anything on that station. My favorite thing about the station is that they play skits from the morning show all day long. So even though I miss them in the morning, I can still hear them throughout the day.

If it wasn’t for streaming music, I would literally go crazy.

Three Old Men…

Three old men are in a retirement home. They were a somewhat grumpy bunch, as old men are prone to become, and after several years of living in the retirement home, they had come accustomed to spending the day complaining about everything from the weather to the odd smell of their respective nurses. On this particular day, they begin a graphic complaint session about their excretion processes.

“I wish I was able to pee without feeling pain,” says the first old man.

“Just pain?” says the second old man. “I’m so constipated, I never have a regular bowel movement anymore.”

“That’s nothing,” grumbles the third old man. ” Every morning I have pee at 6 a.m. and then a bowel movement at 6.30 a.m.”

“What are you moaning about then?” asks the second old man. “Your pipes seem plain and perfect!”

“Yeah, it would seem that way,” replies the third man,

“…But, I don’t wake up til 7am.”

I am so tired. I haven’t been sleeping lately at all. Between being stressed about work and school, I’m lucky if I sleep for 4 hours per night. Then I sleep all day on Saturday and Sunday trying to make up on the sleep that I didn’t get during the week. I thought about buying one of those Rancilio Silvia expresso maker thingies but I decided against it. Instead I’ll just keep drinking my Diet Coke and going on my famous 11am run for energy.

Just 1 more week and school is done for the semester. That’s a major stress reliever right there.

Ugh this is the worse subject in the world to write about. I’m not interested it at all. That’s another reason why I’ve been procrastinating in writing my paper. I have to research my paper before I can write it. I hate the book and the movie that I have to use as the base for my paper.

I guess tomorrow is the day that I’ll really get busy.

I really have no idea. If you write the 8 page paper (which I am), then you don’t have to take the final. The paper is due no later than this Friday. Which leaves us tonights class and next weeks class. What are we gonna talk about if there is no final and the paper is already assigned and ready to go.

What’s really the point of having these next two classes? I’m only going tonight in case of the rare chance that he talks about the paper or we watch a cool movie. Otherwise I don’t see the point. I doubt very seriously whether I’ll go to next weeks class at all.

I just don’t see the point of it. It seems like a big time waster and I have better things to do. Like write a killer story that I have brewing.