Joke of the week
Some Advantages to Turning 65:
* People no longer consider you a hypochondriac.
* Your assorted joints can forecast weather changes.
* No one expects you to run into a burning building.
* There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.
* Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t
remember them.
* In a hostage situation you’re likely to be released first.
* You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.
* Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning
to pay off.
* You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who
walks in the room.
* Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
* Your eyes won’t get much worse.
* You can sing along with elevator music.
