Irving goes into a restaurant and orders potato latkes. When they come, he complains that they do not look good and he changes his order to blintzes. After he eats the blintzes, he stands up and starts to leave the restaurant.”Wait a second,” the manager shouts after him. “You have not paid for your blintzes.
“What are you talking about?”
Irving says. “Those blintzes were an even exchange. I gave you the potato latkes for them.”"Yes,” says the manager, “but you did not pay for the latkes either.”
“Why should I pay for them?” asks
Irving. “I didn’t eat them.”
August 5th, 2010
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