Insane Random Ramblings

Most of the jokes that I use on a weekly basis are recycled. I find them all over the internet and I get some of them by email. But everywhere you look you can find them. I want more original jokes. Not the same old jokes about pet supplements, dogs, cats or hookers. Although the hooker/tranny jokes are usually very funny.

I also love the Little Johnny jokes but I don’t see them anymore. I’ll have to search around and see what I can find.

If you don’t know who Bernie Mac is check out his bio from Wikipedia. He was one of the Original Kings of Comedy (the name of the tour), a raucous tour with 4 comedians known for their crude language and sexual innuendo. He also has his own tv show aptly titled The Bernie Mac Show. He does tone down the language but not the innuendo. He’s very funny if you’re into his type of humor. If not you will definitely be offended.

I was surprised that he was a guest during a Barack Obama fundraiser. That’s not exactly his niche audience so it should have been expected that people would get offended. I mean you don’t invite Eskimos to talk about Winter Park real estate and you don’t invite Bernie Mac to tell jokes in front of a bunch of stiff shirts. It’s a given that they won’t get his humor and be offended.

He wound up getting heckled while on the stage which I’m sure is something he’s not used to. Barack did come out and offer him some advice to “clean up his act”. The joke is actually quite old. It’s something he did in his KOC days. Read the article at ABC to see what the fuss is all about.

I love corny jokes. You know the ones that you read and groan and roll your eyes because they’re so stupid. I love ‘em. Not only that but I laugh like I’m watching Def Comedy Jam or something. I even share them with the people I work with.  hehehe.

There’s a candy called Laffy Taffy that has jokes written on the wrappers. My favorite from the past 2 days: What kind of key does not open a lock? A monkey. lololol. Ok seriously if you could see me right now, I giggling my behind off.

It doesn’t take much to make me laugh.